I BELIEVE...

I believe:

Bush did 9/11.

President Kennedy was assasinated by the CIA or FBI.

Paul Wellstone was assasinated. John John was assasinated.

Ann Coulter was once a man.

Howard Dean is a leader, but the Democrats won't listen to him.

The Senate Democratic leader should be a blue-stater.

Don Phelps
WestCoast Dems

LETTER TO NANCY PELOSI

Dear Nancy,

Which dimwit picked an unknown governor named Kaine for the response to Bush's idiotic State of the Union speech? I've been a Democrat for 72 years, and Kaine and I have no -- and I mean NO -- common ground except we're both Democrats.

This red neck moron, pro-war, repuke-lite jerk from a red state of morons -- and he's speaking for ME? What's wrong with you people?

Don Phelps
WestCoast Dems

CAN IT GET ANY CRAZIER THAN THIS?

The AP has reporters who publish items where they quote people not mentioned in the item. Evidently the Capitol police has a woman named Hadley who thinks people should dress appropriately when listening to an ignorant, psychotic, lying bozo deliver a lie-laced, destructive line of BS called the State of the Union, when he can't even spell "union."

And we have three more years of this guy. Making Bush a Unitary Executive is the height of insanity.

Don Phelps
WestCoast Dems

SAME'OL, SAME'OL...

It's the old same'ol same'ol all over again. Mr Brains did it again. Five State of the Union speeches or, rather the same'ol speech five times.

"We're winning the war on terrorism, democracy is on the march, freedom is on the run, the economy is booming, security is tight --" over and over again. While we listen this this crap, we're sinking in the quicksand.

Bush has no ideas. He's "shot his wad." He's never had an original thought in his life, no wonder he's a Republican. America is stuck. We're stuck with a Jethro Bodine in the White House, a corrupt legislature, a Nazi supreme court, a judicial department that's crooked, and a confused, leaderless, Democratic party, which probably would do nothing to change anything even if it was in charge.

Three more years and the dems will run Kaine.

Don Phelps
WestCoast Dems